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[09:56] <otay> hello my friends my db host is called: dbserver , my table space iserv , my user id and pass: gabry . How can i connect me on thise DB from my notebook using sql plus?
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[10:21] <xzilla> Robinsjostrom: try select * from "hello|table";
[10:22] <xzilla> Robinsjostrom: though i would strongly suggest you rename your table
[10:25] <shan> hi, i
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[10:28] <rizzo> otay: you still need to know the SID or service name of that instance
[10:28] <rizzo> tablespace isn't relevant at all
[10:28] <rizzo> otay: google around for OracleNet basics
[10:28] <otay> sid is iserv
[10:29] <rizzo> then you could connect with EasyConnect (I think that's the name)
[10:29] <rizzo> or add an entry in your tnsnames.ora file either manually or via one of the two java utilities
[10:29] <otay> easyconnect? i have downloaded oracle sql plus express client
[10:29] <otay> i will use this.
[10:30] <rizzo> then go nuts
[10:30] <rizzo> I've no experience with express clients
[10:31] <otay> rizzo: i have experience with a big penis and your mother under my desk. if you need RTFM dont google, just ask me .. i am your mother skilled developer.
[10:31] <rizzo> http://blogs.ittoolbox.com/oracle/guide/archives/forget-about-tns-connect-to-oracle-using-easy-connect-7295?rss=1
[10:31] <rizzo> wtf
[10:31] <Xgc> I don't know if the installation process is any better. A few years ago it lacked any setup for the network related config files (like tnsnames.ora or the libs). Be careful here.
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[10:32] <rizzo> otay: wtf was that about
[10:32] <otay> rtfm.
[10:33] <rizzo> you're telling *ME* to rtfm? you're the one who was asking how to connect to the DB.
[10:33] <Xgc> Once you set up the instant client properly, it'll be fine. But the config might not be done for you and may not be specified in the docs.
[10:33] <otay> rizzo: i cant now explain you all the oracle stuff.. please google .. and learn how to logon i guess is : connect user/pass@host
[10:34] <Xgc> [10:56] <otay> hello my friends my db host is called: dbserver , my table space iserv , my user id and pass: gabry . How can i connect me on thise DB from my notebook using sql plus?
[10:34] <otay> lol
[10:34] <Xgc> otay: You're confused. It was you who asked the question.
[10:34] <rizzo> I'm confused too.
[10:35] <rizzo> ready to bust out the /ignore
[10:35] <otay> bust bust..
[10:35] <avaia> who will thief me?
[10:35] <rizzo> no I need to log this to show my friends later
[10:35] <rizzo> otayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[10:36] <otay> rizzo: italiano del cazzo.
[10:36] <Xgc> otay: This isn't a very large channel. Yuo don't really want people who normally/willingly help other to ignore you.
[10:36] <Xgc> s/other/others
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[10:37] <otay> Xgc: i dont want.. but if rizzo insult me in query
[10:37] <rizzo> how's that?
[10:37] <otay> <rizzo> otayyyyyy i burn your ass. and kill your family
[10:38] <Xgc> otay: Don't bring that into the channel. That's unnecessary. Feel free to ignore anyone you wish.
[10:38] <otay> oki
[10:38] <avaia> ...
[10:38] <otay> i put now a ignore on rizzo.. and stop
[10:38] <otay> thanks a lot
[10:38] <rizzo> lol
[10:39] <rizzo> someone please show me where I insulted him
[10:39] <rizzo> my irc client must be hiding it from me
[10:39] <Xgc> rizzo: He thinks you privately /msg'd him in an insulting way.
[10:39] <rizzo> I did not
[10:40] <rizzo> rest assured
[10:40] <Xgc> and of course that could be entirely fabricated.
[10:40] <Mr_You> its IRC, get over it ;-)
[10:40] <avaia> don't make me pull this channel over!
[10:40] <Mr_You> haha
[10:40] <otay> .. i have fabricated nothing
[10:40] <otay> rizzo is still insult me in query now.
[10:40] <otay> but i have ignored him.
[10:41] <otay> so i can read no more him
[10:41] <avaia> then how do you know?
[10:41] <otay> some second ago.. i bust the ignore..
[10:41] <otay> now nothing
[10:41] <rizzo> I'm still wondering how it is that I insulted/still insult him
[10:41] <otay> but it is ok.. its irc.. and there are such lamers like rizzo.
[10:41] <avaia> otay: I did that years ago, good idea.
[10:41] <rizzo> ha
[10:42] <Xgc> Hopefully my real Italian cousins will forgive the *.it /ignore.
[10:42] <otay> razzist.
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[10:43] <Mr_You> versus fake Italian cousins?
[10:44] <Mr_You> ;-)
[10:44] <rizzo> I'm still wondering if otay said that HE's going to burn my ass and kill my family, or if he meant to suggest that I told HIM that.
[10:44] * Mr_You is in an obnoxious mood.. time for food.
[10:44] <rizzo> now otay is /msg'ing me
[10:44] <Mr_You> I bet no one in here cares. ;-)
[10:44] <rizzo> [10:44] <otay> ..you are very bad .
[10:44] <rizzo> Mr_You: DRAMA
[10:45] <Mr_You> which is rare in here.. hehe
[10:45] <Mr_You> #oracle is becoming mainstream? ;-)
[10:45] <avaia> Mr_You: I was invited here and I brought my popcorn, I demand satisfaction.
[10:45] <Xgc> It's usually so nice and calm here.
[10:45] <Mr_You> hehe
[10:46] <avaia> except for when hali stays too long at the pub
[10:47] <Mr_You> hehe
[10:48] <otay> and when rizzo will flame
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[10:50] <rizzo> doing a poor job of /ignoring me
[10:52] * rizzo is doing the Log Buffer the week ending April 6th
[10:52] <rizzo> beware
[10:55] <otay> rizzo: i have removed the ignore on you after 10 minuts.. but you are always talking about me.. please stop
[10:56] <rizzo> you are delusional
[10:56] <otay> i forgot you to have insult my mother, father, brother and grandmother
[10:56] <otay> now return to your script kiddie stuff
[10:56] <otay> and forgot also me.
[10:56] <rizzo> I have yet to insult *anyone*
[10:57] <otay> all my family.. but is not important
[10:57] <rizzo> You have a fascinating way of asking for help. Perhaps try it elsewhere so others may experience it.
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[10:57] <rizzo> otay: exactly how did I insult your family?
[10:57] <otay> you will i paste you query?
[10:58] <rizzo> please do.
[10:59] <otay> <rizzo> excuse me public in channel or i nuke you with my bomber net. NOW.
[10:59] <otay> <otay> no i will not.
[10:59] <otay> <rizzo> wtf mother fucker!
[11:00] <otay> and so on
[11:00] <rizzo> I'm sorry, are you serious?
[11:00] <otay> ok you are sorry
[11:00] <otay> yes i am seriuous when you insult my mother
[11:00] <hali> otay: i don't think you should stay in this channel
[11:00] <hali> otay: you are welcome to leave now
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[11:01] <otay> hali: .. its not my fault.. it is rizzo..
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[11:01] <Mr_You> use ignore, get over it.
[11:01] <otay> but if you dont want me here.. i go out. .. but the one that must go out is only rizzo.
[11:02] <superdug_> otay: you should use easy connect
[11:02] <Mr_You> he's not bothering the channel.
[11:02] <MilkmanDan> 11:47:22 <rizzo> MilkmanDan did I ever tell you how much you mean to me?
[11:02] <MilkmanDan> flamer
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[11:02] <superdug_> otay: when was the last time you did a smegcheck?
[11:02] <otay> never
[11:03] <superdug_> what do you mean never?
[11:03] <superdug_> are you serious?
[11:03] <superdug_> otay: seriously when was the last time you did a smegcheck?
[11:03] <otay> superdug today all the persone ask me : are you serious.. but i am not here for joke .. like rizzo
[11:04] <otay> never
[11:04] <superdug_> dude you need to do a smegcheck
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[11:04] <otay> oki thanks for advice
[11:04] <superdug_> do you know what a smegcheck even is?
[11:04] <otay> no, google dont help me
[11:05] <superdug_> are you next to your oracle server or at least where you can physically have access to it?
[11:05] <otay> i am in remote
[11:05] <otay> he is in another room
[11:05] <superdug_> ohhh geeze
[11:05] <superdug_> okay ... but you can get into that other room?
[11:05] <otay> no
[11:05] <superdug_> ohhh man
[11:06] <otay> :(
[11:06] <superdug_> remote smegchecks aren't easy
[11:06] <otay> in what consist ?
[11:06] <superdug_> can you at least reboot the box remotely?
[11:06] <otay> no
[11:06] <otay> or maibe
[11:06] <otay> yes
[11:06] <otay> with vnc
[11:06] <superdug_> yes you can reboot it?
[11:06] <otay> yes
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[11:07] <superdug_> okay good ... a smegcheck is basically a way to clear up all the virtual "dust" in oracel
[11:08] >hali< you dont have ops in #oracle?
[11:08] <otay> ah understand
[11:08] <otay> but superdug_ why i need a smeg check?
[11:08] <superdug_> otay: first off you need to close all the applications on the remote box ...
[11:08] <superdug_> you want to use easy connect right?
[11:08] <otay> superdug_: no :(
[11:08] <superdug_> you don't want to use easy connect?
[11:08] <otay> i never want to use easy connect.. was rizzo thise
[11:09] <superdug_> ohhh what did you want to use?
[11:09] <otay> i will only know if with oracle express is possible use utl_snmtp ?
[11:09] <hali> otay: yes oracle XE can use utl_smtp
[11:09] <MilkmanDan> This is going to turn out badly...
[11:09] <otay> and how can i logon with oracle express client sql plys on my oracle normal
[11:09] * MilkmanDan hopes someone logs it.
[11:09] <otay> hali: thanks
[11:09] <superdug_> ohh you just want to use sql plus?
[11:09] <otay> yes
[11:09] <otay> just this
[11:09] <superdug_> perfect!
[11:10] <otay> =) thanks
[11:10] <superdug_> okay you just need to do a smegcheck on your machine
[11:10] <superdug_> not the remote machine
[11:10] <otay> ah
[11:10] <otay> ok
[11:10] <otay> but i have googled and smegcheck return me nothing...
[11:10] <superdug_> you will need to reboot first ... reboot and come back in here
[11:10] <otay> ok
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[11:12] <rizzo> if only we could /ban